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Getting Started in Standup Comedy Seller Notes: Huge profits on this popular CD. This is one of the best sellers we have. Perfect for anyone that want's to get started in Stand-up Comedy. Written by touring comedian especially for beginners. Simple and clear Product Description: Are you funny? Know someone that is? Learn everything you need to get started in standup comedy. It's a great CD to cut the learning curve. Covers writing jokes, structuring your set, transitions, finding gigs, on stage, promotion and more. Quantity Available: Unlimited Retail: $15.00 plus $2.95 shipping Drop-Ship Price: $10.00 plus $2.95 shipping Seller Profit: $5.00 each Case Size: 10 Case Price: $100.00 Case Shipping: $12.00 Seller Profit: $70.00 SINGLE ITEM ORDER Double check your shipping address! CASE ORDER Double check your shipping address! Important: Drop-Ship Terms Shipped within 3-business days of order - Returns and refusals forwarded to sales rep at sales rep's expense. Returns for refund must be received within 15-days of order - 20% restocking fee applies. Classified or Newsgroup Ad FS: Getting Started in Standup Comedy New In Box - Never Used Are you funny? Know someone that is? Learn everything you need to get started in standup comedy. It's a great CD to cut the learning curve. Covers writing jokes, structuring your set, transitions, finding gigs, on stage, promotion and more.. - First $15.00. Will ship it via USPS First Class Mail - USA Only for $2.95. To view a picture goto http://www.5000markets.com/products/p100013a.jpg Note: Item being sold by private individual. I accept PayPal or postal money order. This item to be shipped via USPS First Class Mail - USA Only - sorry no local pickups. Auction Title Getting Started in Standup Comedy Auction Description - HTML <table cellpadding=10 cellspacing=0 width=720 bgcolor=white><tr><td valign=top bgcolor=white width=720><center><font color=red face=arial size=6><b>Getting Started in Standup Comedy</b></font><br> <font face=arial size=4><I><b>by LokkeAdvertising</b></I></font></td></tr></table><table width=720 bgcolor=white border=0 cellpadding=10 cellspacing=0><tr><td bgcolor=white width=360 valign=top><font face=arial size=2>Are you funny? Know someone that is? Learn everything you need to get started in standup comedy. It's a great CD to cut the learning curve. Covers writing jokes, structuring your set, transitions, finding gigs, on stage, promotion and more.<br><br></font>      <font face=arial size=4><b>Learn How To:</b><br></font><font face=arial size=2><ul><li>Write Stand up Comedy Routines</li><li>Find Jokes that Work</li><li>Time Your Set</li><li>Stage Secrets</li><li>Getting Work</li> <li>Preparing for Your Career</li><li>and more...</li><li>6x6x.5</li><li>15-day replacement guarantee against defects in material and workmanship</li></ul><font face=arial size=2><br><br><br> </td><td bgcolor=white width=360 valign=top><center><img border=0 src="http://www.5000markets.com/products/p100013a.jpg"></center><br> <table cellpadding=3 cellspacing=1 bgcolor=black width=100%><tr><td bgcolor=white width=25% valign=top> </td> <td bgcolor=white width=75%><font face=arial size=2>Just: <b>$15.00</b> plus $2.95 S&H<hr> Manufacturer: <b>LokkeAdvertising</b><br>Product Number: <b>p100013</b><br>Manufacturer Model: <b></b><hr>Item ships direct from manufacturer via<br>USPS First Class Mail - USA Only. 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Know someone that is? Learn everything you need to get started in standup comedy. It's a great CD to cut the learning curve. Covers writing jokes, structuring your set, transitions, finding gigs, on stage, promotion and more.<br><br></font><CENTER>          <A HREF="javascript:win('http://www.5000products.com/question.htm')" onmouseover="movepic('button','http://www.5000products.com/fly2.gif')" onmouseout="movepic('button','http://www.5000products.com/fly1.gif')"> <IMG border="0" NAME="button" SRC="http://www.5000products.com/fly1.gif" ALT="Product Question?"></A></CENTER>      <font face=arial size=4><b>Learn How To:</b><br></font><font face=arial size=2><ul><li>Write Stand up Comedy Routines</li><li>Find Jokes that Work</li><li>Time Your Set</li><li>Stage Secrets</li><li>Getting Work</li> <li>Preparing for Your Career</li><li>and more...</li><li>6x6x.5</li><li>15-day replacement guarantee against defects in material and workmanship</li></ul><font face=arial size=2><br><br><br> </td><td bgcolor=white width=360 valign=top><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"> <center><img border=0 src="http://www.5000markets.com/products/p100013a.jpg"></center><br> <table cellpadding=3 cellspacing=1 bgcolor=black width=100%><tr><td bgcolor=white width=25% valign=top> <input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick"><input type="hidden" name="business" value="xxxxxx"><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Software - Getting Started in Standup Comedy - p100013 - "><input type="hidden" name="item_number" value="p100013"><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="17.95"><input type="image" src="http://images.paypal.com/images/x-click-butcc.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="Make payments with PayPal - it's fast, free and secure!"><br></td> <td bgcolor=white width=75%><font face=arial size=2>Just: <b>$15.00</b> plus $2.95 S&H<hr> Manufacturer: <b>LokkeAdvertising</b><br>Product Number: <b>p100013</b><br>Manufacturer Model: <b></b><hr>Item ships direct from manufacturer via<br>USPS First Class Mail - USA Only. 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